Anthony Chen. 2014.

"To bae or not to bae"
William Shakespeare   (via calcim)
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illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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bigeisamazing:

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

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bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAG

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
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